AGENT CALVIN:

Hello all!! So, are we all wrapped up in the World Cup fever that has gripped the country today?!? Have you got your patriotic caps on to cheer on "Der lads"? God, I'm bored!  I'm "floating" today so I can't log onto the Internet and   surf, and I don't officially have any accounts at the mo, so there is little for me to do but await calls!

So how are we both? Remembered to take our sanity pills? Well I dare say I shall find out soon enough!

AGENT HOBBES:

Sanity pills? Can't even find the Holstein Pils at the moment!

TRIF15:

Where was the bloody bad joke alert?

AGENT CALVIN: Sports Correspondent

I'm so glad you pointed out that that warranted more than just a "bad joke alert" but required a "bloody bad joke alert!!".

PS England 1 - Tunisia 0

TRIF15: Corresponding

My pleasure...

PS England 2 - Tunisia 0 (not that I care)

AGENT CALVIN:

A T-Rex correspondent?! Can't quite picture you in the hat and the Mac! Agent Hobbes maybe, but not you.

AGENT HOBBES:

Actually, Agent Calvin in a dirty Mac standing on a street corner waiting for little girls is more plausible.

AGENT CALVIN:

That's not fair!! My Macs are very clean (at least at first they are) and I don't stand on corners! Well, not just any corners then, and the girls I wait for aren't usually that little. I'm also most often found with my trusty 12 Gauge hidden under the Mac (?!?)

TRIF15: in a dingy office, somewhere in Basingstoke for SIC news.

Sorry to be so quiet the last couple of days, but I've been researching at the Public Records Office in Richmond.

All publishers use Macs, 'cause they have all the best Desk Top Publishing software!

AGENT HOBBES: Reporting for COM news

The news is there is no news, and now I'll pass you to our Agent on the Frontline (or should that be Potato1000), Calvin. Is there anything exciting happening where you are?

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